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Dear Gramps, from Eric from California–

Q. Why do we get hicups?

A. Because.

Q. Do Astrophyisicists make a lot of money?

A. Not astronomically more than nuclear physicists, and not as much as brain surgeons.

Q. What is the temperature of the sun?

A. Really, really hot!

Q. How old was Moses when he died?

A. Well, he was 40 when he skipped the country because the Goshenites squeeled on him; he was 80 when God sent him back; and the Children of Israel followed him around in the desert for about 40 years; so that would make him about 120 when he died..

Q. Who ownes Chevy TODAY?

A. Lots of people.

Q. How does a cd writer write to a CD?

A. With a laser pen.

Q. How many grains of sand are on the earth?

A. Well, there are about 2 million particles of sand in a bucket full. You tell me how many bucketfulls of sand there are on the earth, and I’ll figure it out.

Gramps

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